Well its Sunday night, just decorated the Christmas tree, Melixxxa is boiling eggs and Tokyo is hiding cause she heard us threaten to shave lighting bolts in her fur to give her street cred. She is gonna need it if I end up moving to the place on MLK & Poquito. She is gonna be gangsta! All I need to do is show her how to use the gun and we are set!
So...Melixxxa and I read this this thing about dudes and reading their body language...and FYI if a dude stands with his toes pointing each other then he is gay, if he lifts his eyebrows he's cochino and if he half-smiles then he's fake. Well thats what we decided anyway. Hmmm, what does it mean when you get mixed signals all the time?? Greg Bernhardt would say, "He's just not that into you." Yeah, whatever. Like I didn't know that already.
We are all craving chocolate bars right now. Actually, I could use some chocolate ice cream. In fact, I just conned Bea into a store run and I'd pay the tab. About to pound some serious Blue Bell...Thanks.
